If you've reading this, it means you've survived the onslaught of wholly unhealthy food and yet another one of Cousin Eddie's long political rants at the Thanksgiving dinner table. Huzzah!
To celebrate, feast your eyes on these atrocities.
Jenn Bane, community manager of Cards Against Humanity, asked the internet to entertain us by posting photos of the weird stuff our parents have collected over the years to collect dust.
Please show me pictures of weird stuff in your parents house
— Jenn (@jenndangerous) November 23, 2017
And let's just say the kind folks of the internet did not disappoint. Take a gander below.
My mother made a thing. pic.twitter.com/xiz6q389WE
— Kevin Tatroe (@ktatroe) November 23, 2017
No seashells, but we have this here instead. pic.twitter.com/R78LXmtt7A
— Kristi (@HusbandoGoddess) November 24, 2017
Baby foot santa pic.twitter.com/e8V6AtokiO
— Cᵤᵣₛₑd Zₐc Bᵣᵤᵢₙ (@ZacBruin) November 23, 2017
I had to make a composite to get both Billy Bass and Talking Buck in. This is the guest bath. pic.twitter.com/SSCbIENqBG
— Karen Cravens Karen (@CakeRavens) November 23, 2017
This is written on the mirror in the guest bathroom pic.twitter.com/K9OzQ98Xny
— Kyle (@heydudekyle) November 23, 2017
I'm assuming it's cool to show you weird stuff I'VE given them … like this canvas print of my sister that I hung in a bathroom: pic.twitter.com/BUBBzb5hyu
— Dogcatcher (@dgctchr) November 23, 2017
GOTCHU. It's a mouse made out of a coconut and some shells and it's in the actual living room with the nice art. pic.twitter.com/g4zcyLnaVS
— Megan Romer (@meganromer) November 24, 2017
The turtle planter that I picked out for Mother's Day when I was 6. pic.twitter.com/79Y6JYAjZg
— Deana (@lemonberry32) November 23, 2017
GQ Jesus. Preventing procreation in the guest room since 1994. pic.twitter.com/fLe1ReG9JV
— Zach Dickson (@zachdicks0n) November 23, 2017
A knight's armor, a Shakespeare head button that opens a bookcase door, a giant penguin pic.twitter.com/VDEoXHkpSJ
— EverybodyILoveDies (@Amuly21) November 23, 2017
— Kim Long (@KIMinGPP) November 24, 2017
It's a robot pic.twitter.com/lgpPNvJgbG
— Kevin Budnik (@knittedsweater) November 23, 2017
— metalupis (@metalupis) November 23, 2017
— Seth Parker (@seth1389) November 23, 2017
15 lamps across two adjacent rooms. If you count the mini-lamp "chandelier," it comes to a whopping 27. There's probably a few more I'm just not seeing. pic.twitter.com/AJQDjVSpQv
— Zack Allen (@zackallen) November 23, 2017
I can keep going pretty endlessly, really. Here is The Egg Room. pic.twitter.com/NfQzdjI9Xe
— Hey, Natalie, she ran away with all my money (@NatalieZed) November 24, 2017
My Step-dad's clown collection pic.twitter.com/HCa8tR0YID
— Tom Buell (@TheTimeWaffle) November 23, 2017
Oh my god! pic.twitter.com/9eZK8vB0Qk
— Jess (@ZosoJess) November 23, 2017
On the back of the toilet. pic.twitter.com/7IPQ2XGbv5
— President Fuckface (@JRLu) November 23, 2017
— Jason ̃̈ ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️n the Nazis (@XaiaX) November 23, 2017
Some of my personal favs pic.twitter.com/273T14MkN7
— BIG TUNA 🐟 (@brinnaleary) November 23, 2017
